fairlybare:
thenoodleboo:
robotsquid:
Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
actual best description of a period in the entire world
Reblogging this again because it’s perfect.
strifeandslash:
tumblr: a site full of self-proclaimed intellectuals who often believe they are smarter than everyone around them, yet still believe cutting a chocolate bar a certain way will give you infinite pieces of chocolate
delicious-hiddle-morsels:
I live in fear of accidentally linking porn to my non-blogger friends.
“Hey guys look at this cute little picture of a bunnyOH MY GOD IT’S A PENIS WITH A WIG I’M SO SORRY PLEASE DON’T LEAVE”
lessonsforchildren:
So I had this dream I got into a barfight, and then I say to the roughnecks “u guys r dead” and they’re all like “pfft yeah, you and what army” and I’m all like “THIS army” and Daryl Dixon, Al Swearengen, Booker DeWitt and The Hulk wearing a leather jacket walk in and they’re drinking milshakes, and for some reason I turn to the roughnecks and say “and we’re fresh out of lollipops”.
premiium:
premiium:
danwhiskers:
yamixyugishipping:
the-hatred-machine:
orangeninjadan:
fast-lifee:
officialeo:
I’m sorry.
It had to be done.
where can i download this
at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob
but then i noticed how long it was
and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’
IT HIT
AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”
SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT
AND THEN IT HAPPENED
AND I
OH MY GOD IT HITS LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH
I LOVE THIS HOW WHAT
hoolllyyyy FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
youtube version, longer, better, louder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__kN0m6P-RY
musaril:
Avengers AU: Katniss’ first Avengers mission.
The sequel to this post. And the prequel to this post.
snowllux:
snowllux:
when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money 
I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
shappeyhappy:
relenita:
wangsting:
THE SAD MOMENT WHEN YOU GROW UP AND CATCH UP WITH THE AGE OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY DON’T AGE
THAT SADDEST MOMENT WHEN YOU PASS THEM.
at least i’ll never catch up to the doctor
or loki
